NOTE: I have stated on the BBS that I will let you repost the list and such should you take no credit for writing it, but just to let you know, the list in its entirety was made by me mostly to make fun of cliques and to make fun of people in my life who you guys don't know about, but could probably relate to.

Without further ado:

1. The video game nerd- possibly the most common nerd out there, these guys are split into three groups: the old school, who only play games from older consoles, usually the N64 and before, the new school, who owns like all of the consoles since the gamecube, and the fanboy. The most annoying is the fanboy, because their singlemindedness will typically drive them to get you to buy an Xbox 360, Wii, and maybe a PS3, but everyone mostly agrees the PS3 sucks, and this crap isn't up for debate.

2. The Movie nerd- that kid who can literally write a book about capitalism using a collage of one-liners from old movies. The movie nerd can usually tell you what actor played what role in like every fucking movie that there is in existence. You want to go see some movie in theatres? Too bad, he already saw it, memorized every line and then reviewed it in his blog, so you're fuck out of luck.

3. The Music nerd- everyday when you're on the bus and the bus driver hands out prizes to kids who get oldies bands right get a lollipop this kid will get 14 and hand them out to his prep friends, and deep down inside you're saying to yourself Cheaptrick you dumb fuck, you should've gotten that anyways, these guys can answer anything about any band but is usually confined to knowing everything about a specific genre.

4. The "I can't answer a reasonable question" nerd- Not so much of a nerd so much of an annoying prick, whenever you ask a question like "if you had to kill george bush or osama bin laden" they decide to say something like "neither i'd kill charles manson". Once you explain to them how that's defeating the purpose of the question they choose "neither" "both" or "how would that happen". These guys piss me off to no end, which is why they're cunts.

5. The obscure answer nerds- ask them a question about what their favourite video game system is, or what their favourite band is. It's probably something you've never heard of. These guys always have to act unique and cool and not like anything anyone else likes, like jazz. They think they're unique even though I like jazz too, and they can't name more than one band- and that one band isn't even obscure to jazz listeners. For shame. Shit like this is usually how they're discovered to have no personality whatever. These kids also go hand in hand with the above nerds, as when you ask them a this or that question, they choose them. Pepsi or Coca Cola? They say RC Cola. Vanilla or Chocolate? Strawberry. Etc.

6. The "I wish I was japanese because noone understands anime like I do"- These are the annoying pricks who act like there's anything deep to shows like Naruto. No there isn't, you fucking cock, it should be taken at face value. These are the types of guys where if you say "I don't like [Naruto, Onepiece, Dragonball, Death Note, Bleach, etc]" they say "Well the Japanese version is better" No it isn't you fucking cock, most of them still have a stupid plot with a stupidass catch phrase and cliche stupidfuck characters. If they don't like it, I doubt it's because of the voice acting.

7. The Computer nerd- these kids can literally script their entire life, from action:BirthFrame()Sequence to action:DeathFrame(12) and other cliche sounding actionscript I just made up. Most of these guys have a computer with the finest graphics card out there and like 13 FUCKING GIGS OF RAM HOLY SHIT. Anyways, it's fun to laugh at these kids for supposedly hacking WoW and then changing your level to 70 and gaining admin powers, but ending up being legally threatened and HAVING THEIR ACCOUNT TERMINATED OH MY FUCKING GOD.

8. The unfunny cock nerd- these guys are the bread and butter for things like school talent shows, where they go up and throw a pie at eachother and then make a bunch of bad puns. For some reason these guys think they're funny, laugh at you might be a redneck jokes, and like to make puns. Playing poker? He has pocket aces, he check...OSLAVAKIAS (SP?)!!!!!! (cue "Badum- Chhhh")

9. The religion nerd- there are two types. The first tries to be unique- What the fuck is up with kids trying to be unique anyway?- by liking some religion they found out about on the internet. These guys can't like Christianity- it's too mainstream. These guys like hindu or buddhist religions or paganism even though they don't know jack shit about it. The second, is quite the opposite- someone who is educated on Christianity and believes in it. While not as annoying, these guys always try to act like scientists and say "well, carbon dating isn't accurate" No shit? Well, it's accurate to within what, 50 years? Yeah, the world is obviously not old.

10. The "your opinion is wrong" nerd- the kid who can win any debate, who is also an asshole who pretty much says "hey, the Wii isn't the best thing ever, you're wrong, it's the PS2." or "handicapped people don't need their own parking spots, I'm correct and you aren't". Alot of times, they'll get in baseless arguements with no evidence on either side and then claim to win, because they're pompous assholes.

11. The Star Wars / Star Trek / LoTR / fanboy nerd- The kind of guy whose topic of discussion is usually limited to one thing- usually one of the above. I don't really have much to say on these guys, so yeah. That's it.

12. The School Nerd- You want to hang out with this guy? too fucking bad, he's studying. For what? Nobody knows, he just is. Why? Because otherwise he might fail that math test! Oh my god! Even though it should only take 10 minutes to study for! These guys, for whatever reason, study everything, and some can't even answer most questions in class.

13. The Book nerd- possibly the oldest type of nerd, the book nerd is always reading a book. Every like two days he'll have a new book even though the last one was like 600 pages, he read it. Alot of these nerds take it to write things like novels, comic books, etc. Even though they like get writers block halfway through and stop. None of them ever actually write a book.

14. The "End my life I hate it" emo poem nerd-

"Spare me of this nihilistic existence
end my life now
bring me from this eternal darkness
liberate my black soul
noone will ever save me
drowning in my own sin"

Yeah, I just made that up. Real unique. These cocks try to act like they're tortured and need to die, when they do, but for some reason they always pussy out of it. I'm thinking of buying one a free Euthenasia sometime, but I can't find anyone to do it.

15. The Skatercock- The guys who act like skateboarding is cool, and they're cool for doing it, even though they suck ass at it. It's also fun to make up tricks and then ask them if they can do it, then give elaborate explanations. Go on, ask a pompous one if they can land a Kickflip 360 Supreme³. Go on, they'll say they can, even though IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST.

16. The Jackass- the guys who watch jackass and then video tape themselves swimming in mud naked while people watch, or get in those big trashcans with wheels and then drive off hills and shit. These guys, for some inane reasoning think that eating shit makes them funny.

17. The "I know everything about nerds" asshole- The guy who made this list.

18. The I love Newgrounds way too much nerd: The guys who take pride in having a Supreme Ultimate commander of the hordes level 16 blam/save rank. Ask them a question about your favorite thing and they say newgrounds, sometimes in an attempt to brown nose other people into liking their personalitiy over the internet. Say something bad about newgrounds, they say "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NEWGROUNDS YOU FUCK" or somehting to that effect.

19. The text message nerd- the kid who sits in class all day twaddling with their thumbs like they're playing gameboy. Not only stupid, but they're almost completely incapaple of grammar because of the fact that they shorten every other word of their text messages. Very stupid, and love to make small talk about boys.

20. The Grammar nerd- the guy who corrects every bit of punctual error- who can easily recite every word in the dictionary- which is pretty much all of the words in the English language. He's the guy who gets a 2/2 for conventions in essays but maybe like a 3/4 for the actual essay.

21. The trend nerd- The nerd who absolutely has no personality traits whatsoever, other than a need to belong. These guys pretty much define trends, and you can tell what's "in" right now by what they're wearing.

22. The Hick- I'm not sure how- by whatever broken condom or incest accident- the "hick" look is coming back, along with Nascar and bass fishing, as well as fucking your cousin. In any event, these guys have problems with talking, and the biggest telltale sign are those $8 brown shoes with no laces or velcro that you just slip on. I think they're called romeos or something.

23. The TV nerd- The guy who knows everything about every TV show imaginable, and right now as we speak, he's probably watching every episode of Two and a Half Men, Dharma and Greg, and Everybody Loves Raymond simultaneously.

24. The food nerd / fat nerd- the nerd who sits around and eats all day, has like 6 kudos bars at lunch, but won't share any because he's a fat fuck. Somehow, though, he manages to not have a heart attack. Alot of times you can catch these kids buying two lunches and weezing his way through the racetrack to get a time of 14:20 in the mile run. Horrendous.

25. The "I hate everything" nerd- the nerd who is against every fucking thing you like, as well as everything you know and hate. It's unknown how he sustains himself as he hates everything, but somehow he manages, so it becomes apparent he doesn't hate everything.

26. The WoW I'm a great big nerd nerd: Notice the pun on this one. These are the guys who have stormed Arathi plains or whatever with their level 19 twinks. These are the people who can pwn you SO FUCKING HARD WITH A FROSTBOLT LEVEL 42 THAT THEY'LL PWN U LIK A NUB FAGHOLE ASDFHLJK.

27. The Halo 3 Nerd: These guys are so numerous that they get their own category, which is something you shouldn't really be proud of. These are the people who will totally kill you with their specialty brute shot / battle rifle combo which will give them SUPREME VICTORY CAPTAIN KING RANK. That's a real naval rank. Go look it up.

28. The Horny nerd/ Wanker- These are the people you know who always make cock jokes, hump the air, and lie about having some girl suck your cock. You know these people, don't deny it. The kind of people who jerk off on the door handles in the bathroom, the kinds of people who cum on the toilet seat and have their hands down their pants at all times.

29. The Conspiracy nut- These are the guys who believe in a bloodsucking beast who eats sheep in Mexico, who think that the government made up Jesus to scare people into becoming Christian, the people who for whatever reason believe the 9/11 conspiracies, despite the fact that pretty much noone believes in them.

30. The Ninja Wannabe- The kid who actually bought a Ninja suit online and carved CD shuriken, despite that if they knew shit they'd know that they used shuriken to slash and not usually to throw. These are the people who boast that they could kill two people without anyone knowing, run off, use a smoke grenade to hide themselves and then kill the president. Not exactly the smartest people, since most of them are just emo cunts who say that because it makes them sound funny, despite the fact that it has been played out so many times before.

31. The Pirate Wannabe- The Patato to the Ninja's Potato, the pirate wannabes for some stupid reason find it fit to act like there's some kind of battle between Ninjas and Pirates, despite the fact that there hasn't been tension between them historically, meaning there never will.

32. The Introvert- The kid who brings a hit list and a bowie knife to school and the hit list is everyone in his English class and noone else. Cho sueng hui is a prime example.

33. The Vampire wannabe- Somehow these stupid assholes have actually diluted themselves into thinking they're full fledged vampires. These are the fucking idiots who practice kinky sex and bite peoples necks, wear a shit load of makeup and only dress in scarlet red and black. Some of them go so far as to actually get tooth surgery for sharp vampire teeth.